An Ode to Collectibles

An Ode to Collectibles

I looked recently,
and found it to be,
collectibles have all gone away.

My shoes took a run,
my springs have all sprung,
my red color has faded to grey.

My wet grass has died,
my grease all applied,
the telescopes a new star they found.

My shoulder pads ripped,
my banana peels slipped,
my dummies are just not around.

My helmets are smashed,
my shoulder pads trashed,
my studs I expected were there.

But they are gone too,
perhaps with the shoes,
after all they are kind of a pair.

So I'll go watch the game,
(since the Pitch still remains),
and hope that my team wins the day.

I'll miss all my stuff,
but won't take it too rough,
more events I know will come my way.


:)

Haha, clever. I like it! XD

+1 well deserving of some gems :)

Horrible day, but it still made me laugh :) kudos!

nice indeed.