Ode to the golem

I am a little golem
On this island I do sit
Then people they make water
And they rinse me down with it

But I'm a sneaky golem
I am back the same each day
Though people are too clever
And again wash me away

Now BB were my makers
They use me each Halloween
But sometimes they can mess up
And the people start to scream

Now I am back and ready
So get that water made
I know that you'll all do it
But I am not afraid

You wonder why my time's out
Well the devs are doing a trial
They now don't use a clock
But have a new sundial

The problem is that hotfix
Took place whilst here was dark
The bashees flexed their muscles
And the were's began to bark

There's lot of time for dowsing
So get those wells emptied
Stick at the tasks they give you
And the achieves can be achieved

(At least I hope so)

lordloocan

Lol nice one ;)

I ended up with something like this, this morning:

Oh where, oh where went my golem to.
Oh where, oh where can he be?
If I want to get all the goodies I like,
I have to slay at least three :D

“Let us do something, while we have the chance! It is not every day that we are needed. Not indeed that we personally are needed. Others would meet the case equally well, if not better. To all mankind they were addressed, those cries for help still ringing in our ears! But at this place, at this moment of time, all mankind is us, whether we like it or not. Let us make the most of it, before it is too late! Let us represent worthily for one the foul brood to which a cruel fate consigned us! What do you say? It is true that when with folded arms we weigh the pros and cons we are no less a credit to our species. The tiger bounds to the help of his congeners without the least reflexion, or else he slinks away into the depths of the thickets. But that is not the question. What are we doing here, that is the question. And we are blessed in this, that we happen to know the answer. Yes, in the immense confusion one thing alone is clear. We are waiting for Golem to come -- ”
― Samuel Beckett, also Waiting for Golem