Amy's rules of progress -- feedback
Please note:
Amy's rules of progress are not endorsed or approved by BB
These rules were made for fun, like 'the Ferengi rule of acquisition' some are good to follow, some are not.
Use with caution:)
1:"You can read this, so let's progress"
2:"You have reached the second rule, progress is confirmed"
3:"You to ? Me three"
4:"Not using your mouse is pointless"
5:"You can't be offline without ever been online"
6:"You can't lose playing Settlers Online, you are already lost.."
7:"Playing Settlers Online, with friends more fun, we are all lost together"
8:"People can move a mountain, Settlers don't.. (they can but they won't)"
9:"Wow, I got the jackpot, wrong pot.. wrong Game.. Jack..."
10:"I've heard people up north smell funny..."
11:"You can't whisper in Global chat but you can chat in whisper"
12:"There is no business without economy, there is no economy without settlers"
13:"Always follow the Rules of Progress.."
14:"Ïf it isnt funny its not worth doing"-- thanks to zoooki
15:"if at first you don't succeed, you are doing it wrong.."
16:"There is no credit in blame, or no blame in credit" -- inspired by Viper-au
17:"TSO players are always in denial"
18:"I've heard people down south are upside down"
19: "There is no need to swear.. swear you will not do it again.."
20: "There is no need to swear.. there is a need to collect.."
21: "Let the collectible find you, or put on your glasses.."
22: "collect your collectible, so you can collect your potion of endless energy"
23: "Why you ask? Because it is possible and it's free...."
24: "If time = money, why can't money buy time ??"
25: " if the point is taken there will be no point.. so what's the point?"
26: "if you want to be a friend? Ask and chat with us! Don't just send random invitations.."
27: "if you need to go, make like a tree and leave.."
28: "in every family there are crazy people, maybe that's why G1 feels like home.."
29: "Playing TSO doesn't make you a member, you become part of a family.. a not evil, but somewhat crazy slightly bent and Very twisted family"
30: "Decorations are to make your settlers feel good, not all is made for production, and it will make you feel good to"
31:"if at second you don't succeed, Ask for help.."
32:"there are no stupid questions, the answers however..."
33: "if your settlers suddenly explode, don't panic --> use refresh"
34: "Do not try to lose, fail tremendously......"
35: "if you can't beat them, you are getting beat.."
36: "if you can't beat the eggs, scramble"
37: "Use your mouse to scan for collectibles, not to scam.."
38: "After a day of collection, comes another day of collectibles"
39: "Do like a scared scarecrow: hide inside a rock!"
40: "Dont spam, eat it!"
41:"The grass is always greener on the other island" -- inspired by szaszlo
42: "42 the answers to all your questions"
43: "Sometimes you just got to surprise yourself"
44: "you can not turn Golem back to Sméagol"
45:"Hmmm... Animals now zombies... were wolf ?"
46: "no touchy zombie, get trouble with BB"
47: "don't forget: Never pet a burning dog"- by LordSnugglepuss
48:" Don't forget to put cat out at night" -- inspired by DARKNIVEK
49:"Did you hug your settler today ?" -- inspired by Ninja_Linda
51:"Area 51 is off limits" - by Fafhred
52: "never eat yellow snow"- by grimbolt
53: "wash teeth after cookies"- by Dragonia
54:"if at first your geo can't find it.. level up" -- inspired by AngelSoti
55:"bored? Go write a story about Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Formalda Hyde, that will keep you busy" -- inspired by Fuoga
56:"the early settler get the quest"
57:"you can hug or smile for nothing, but better to hug someone or to smile at someone, that will cost you nothing"
58:"remember: it's me first than family and the rest is last if it comes to order of priority.."
59: "if you are told to clear the cookies, you must empty the cookie jar" - inspired by Effellump
60: "If you keep self-whispering you'll go blind "- inspired by TotoMok
