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Remember me, "Lucky" Luke?
Probably not, because I never spend much time on the island, every time I come back, the Mayor sends me straight out again. Well, I am sick of it! I spend days scouring the land, dragging back heavy sacks of granite or gold or whatever I come across as well as the occasional buff. I get zero time off, and not even a murmur of thanks from the Mayor or any of the other Island dignitaries.
I have found a remote island and I have secretly been preparing a home there for me and my family. You will have to find someone else to bring back your trinkets, I am going to spend the rest of my years fishing and getting reacquainted with my family. You can stick your job up your fireplace, I QUIT!
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On holiday:
This Island has been evacuated due to Anthrax contamination. All visitors please proceed to the Island cemetery where you will find a supply of shovels. After digging your grave, please feel free to make use of the Island's amenities and when it is safe we will bury you on our return.
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For visitors: "Wait, I thought it was YOUR turn to bring the marshmallows."
Tav generals/Recruits: "It's a trap."
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Whatever you do, don't press the button!
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Someone pick the red cross, please, I am fed up of being ticked off by that mayor of ours... Just once, be cross...
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Thank you for all the nice notes :) As the event is over, I'll be closing the thread.