You might be a TSO addict if ....

[Elles0705]

I thought this might be an amusing way to spend a bit of time while you're waiting for your explorers to get back. If you have ever heard of the American comedian, Jeff Foxworthy, then you might appreciate this little game. I'll start off with my random thoughts...

You might be a TSO addict if ....

... your dog is at the door with his legs crossed, watery eyes, and a pleading look on his face.
... your kids ask your spouse “Mommy, who's that on our computer?”
... your spouse has had multiple liasons with strangers on your couch right behind you and you don’t hear a thing.
... you haven’t been to the gym in months because you can now get buffed at home.
... your kids plead with you for their first hot meal in two weeks.
... your best friend tells you that you just won the lottery, and you give him a blank stare, then return to creating your meat deposit.
... your haven’t shaved, showered or dressed in three weeks.
... your bank account is overdrawn, but you don't care - you have 38,050 gold coins stashed at the Mayor's house.
... your computer suffers more lag than a world traveler on holiday.

That's my lot! Feel free to add just one response or multiple! Have fun!

[Amarnra]

You might be a TSO Addict when...

...you hear birds chirping and you look around for your mouse and you realise you are in bed and the birds are outside the window.
...you hear the microwave go "BING!" and you think you have a new message.
...you hear ajurwalbau- actually never mind.

[Elles0705]

LOL! love the microwave one ...I think I've done that myself!

[Merxe]

I'm not a TSO addict then yet. I am also not an addict to the Settlers series but... after having played Settlers III a long time ago, every time summer comes and I hear the birds singing outside... it's always the same singing that I heard in the game

[Danirus]

You grew so fat, green peace came to throw you back in the ocean

[MAKOgbr]

- you get up in the middle of the night to turn your gold line off that you 'think' might have been left on in error
- you get up extra early to plant your fields and wells

[viool]

...you get up in the middle of the night to get to good grannie deals
...you wake up from a lovely dream of endless ironmines for free and realize that it was just that, a dream

[TREKxxx]

...you wish you would win the lottery just so you can afford 6 endless copper mines!

[Mortallicus]

you might be a tso addict when
you get your partner to dress as elliot every time you play

[viool]

you might be a tso addict when
you get your partner to dress as elliot every time you play

rotfl mortallicus