Caption "Competition"

[Autolyca]

Caption "Competition"

Here's something else (see "The Never Ending Story") to while away a few more mindless minutes while you wait for your Universe Domination Plan to mature.

Post some appropriate captions for the picture below. You can post one or two captions as you like.

Why is this a "Competition" not a Competition? Simple - there are no prizes apart from the satisfaction of knowing that you have given us all a good laugh. However....

I might get round to posting another if it gets more than 25 entries.

Have fun!

[Autolyca]

OK, to start the ball rolling....

(1) "Me!, addicted - nonsense!", "Now let's see... buff the dish washer with a solid sandwich; upgrade the toaster to level 4..."
(2.) "Cheap at twice the price"

Surely you can do better than that...

[Qualan]

nt

[Nogbad]

1) "I need wood"
2) "Hold on, I'll get my chopper".

[Llareggub]

1. My Names Tony and Im an Addict ...... What do you mean not yet ?........Oh I have to build it first.

2. Oh dear there goes the neighbourhood ! .... Not the addict but all those stonecutters and woodsmen !