Perhaps a mysterious man in French foreign legion uniform will stagger into a bar and Say:
"Hey everyone, I joined the... the... the... you see the hat? I went out so I could forget and I did my tour and I came back here because I remembered that ....
Uh danger there is this thing..... ah Wings, really big? and it had this... this... and it took it to Mount ..." His face twists, he reaches into the waistband of his pants... "Polyester!" And it is going to .... to... and I have come back from the... the... walls and lots and lots of sand.... LOTS and LOTS of sand. SO there I have warned you!"