Hi, as governer of Shawshank i welcome you to our institution.
We expect all inmates to work hard to complete daily tasks (gq)
We encourage all inmates to socialise, in a helpful and friendly manner
In return, we offer excellent conditions, friendly wardens, and lots of benefits,
including prisoner of the month, monthly raffle, and a prison warehouse which
is kept well stocked, to help inmates achieve their daily gq tasks.
For anyone wishing to serve time here, simply contact the governer, davidjhsw