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    Post Amy's rules of progress -- feedback

    Please note:
    Amy's rules of progress are not endorsed or approved by BB
    These rules were made for fun, like 'the Ferengi rule of acquisition' some are good to follow, some are not.
    Use with caution

    To avoid any confusion, please note that these are not the actual game rules.
    For the Official Rules, please go to http://forum.thesettlersonline.com/t...t-and-forum%29




    1:"You can read this, so let's progress"
    2:"You have reached the second rule, progress is confirmed"
    3:"You to ? Me three"
    4:"Not using your mouse is pointless"
    5:"You can't be offline without ever been online"
    6:"You can't lose playing Settlers Online, you are already lost.."
    7:"Playing Settlers Online, with friends more fun, we are all lost together"
    8:"People can move a mountain, Settlers don't.. (they can but they won't)"
    9:"Wow, I got the jackpot, wrong pot.. wrong Game.. Jack..."
    10:"I've heard people up north smell funny..."
    11:"You can't whisper in Global chat but you can chat in whisper"
    12:"There is no business without economy, there is no economy without settlers"
    13:"Always follow the Rules of Progress.."
    14:"Ïf it isnt funny its not worth doing"-- thanks to zoooki
    15:"if at first you don't succeed, you are doing it wrong.."
    16:"There is no credit in blame, or no blame in credit" -- inspired by Viper-au
    17:"TSO players are always in denial"
    18:"I've heard people down south are upside down"
    19: "There is no need to swear.. swear you will not do it again.."
    20: "There is no need to swear.. there is a need to collect.."
    21: "Let the collectible find you, or put on your glasses.."
    22: "collect your collectible, so you can collect your potion of endless energy"
    23: "Why you ask? Because it is possible and it's free...."
    24: "If time = money, why can't money buy time ??"
    25: " if the point is taken there will be no point.. so what's the point?"
    26: "if you want to be a friend? Ask and chat with us! Don't just send random invitations.."
    27: "if you need to go, make like a tree and leave.."
    28: "in every family there are crazy people, maybe that's why G1 feels like home.."
    29: "Playing TSO doesn't make you a member, you become part of a family.. a not evil, but somewhat crazy slightly bent and Very twisted family"
    30: "Decorations are to make your settlers feel good, not all is made for production, and it will make you feel good to"
    31:"if at second you don't succeed, Ask for help.."
    32:"there are no stupid questions, the answers however..."
    33: "if your settlers suddenly explode, don't panic --> use refresh"
    34: "Do not try to lose, fail tremendously......"
    35: "if you can't beat them, you are getting beat.."
    36: "if you can't beat the eggs, scramble"
    37: "Use your mouse to scan for collectibles, not to scam.."
    38: "After a day of collection, comes another day of collectibles"
    39: "Do like a scared scarecrow: hide inside a rock!"
    40: "Dont spam, eat it!"
    41:"The grass is always greener on the other island" -- inspired by szaszlo
    42: "42 the answers to all your questions"
    43: "Sometimes you just got to surprise yourself"
    44: "you can not turn Golem back to Sméagol"
    45:"Hmmm... Animals now zombies... were wolf ?"
    46: "no touchy zombie, get trouble with BB"
    47: "don't forget: Never pet a burning dog"- by LordSnugglepuss
    48:" Don't forget to put cat out at night" -- inspired by DARKNIVEK
    49:"Did you hug your settler today ?" -- inspired by Ninja_Linda
    51:"Area 51 is off limits" - by Fafhred
    52: "never eat yellow snow"- by grimbolt
    53: "wash teeth after cookies"- by Dragonia
    54:"if at first your geo can't find it.. level up" -- inspired by AngelSoti
    55:"bored? Go write a story about Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Formalda Hyde, that will keep you busy" -- inspired by Fuoga
    56:"the early settler get the quest"
    57:"you can hug or smile for nothing, but better to hug someone or to smile at someone, that will cost you nothing"
    58:"remember: it's me first than family and the rest is last if it comes to order of priority.."
    59: "if you are told to clear the cookies, you must empty the cookie jar" - inspired by Effellump
    60: "If you keep self-whispering you'll go blind "- inspired by TotoMok
    Last edited by AmySafeunderdark; 01.11.14 at 22:09. Reason: added 60
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    haha, just found a way to delete post- ok lol

    OK you now can give your feed back, let's have it
    Last edited by AmySafeunderdark; 28.10.13 at 17:55.
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    Hi Amy
    I do believe those last rules 57/58 are pretty much the same so 1 is enough and i'd like if u don't mind to take out my name, i'm not an inspiration to anyone. Those funny ones should be the priority but don't listen to me..do whatever u like/make u happy...Life is too short to spend it in a too serious way.
    Well done for sharing your thoughts with everyone

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    For SoL, there are only two rules:-

    RULE 1:- BB is ALWAYS right.
    RULE 2:- Refer to RULE 1.

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    Windows told me to clear the cookies ...... so I ate the whole packet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Effellump View Post
    Windows told me to clear the cookies ...... so I ate the whole packet.
    Haha, Effellump that will make a good number: 59

    59: "if you are told to clear the cookies, you must empty the cookie jar" - inspired by Effellump

    Thank you


    Love,
    Amy
    Last edited by AmySafeunderdark; 26.04.14 at 11:32.
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    Amy's Rules of progress (TSO Forum )
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    Forum image uploader (outside link) New version online supporting more image types, even animated gif!
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    added rule 60
    thanks to TotoMok

    Love,
    Amy
    Amy Safeunderdark
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    Amy's Rules of progress (TSO Forum )
    Amy's random quotes & Settlers related Art and images (TSO Forum )
    Amy's TOOLS:
    Forum image uploader (outside link) New version online supporting more image types, even animated gif!
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