Pst, hey you, yeah you there...
Are you looking for a guild? Well we're looking for fine young recruits to fill our ranks, and you seem to fit the bill.
You can't be too lazy though, we want you to put in some hard backbreaking work, chatting in guild chat and logging on daily
to show that you're still alive. Completing those nasty guild quests is also required, otherwise hot young chicks will poke you
until you ask for help.
So if you're ready to get shanghai'ed for adventure and lots of free loot with [BUGLE] just hop into the barrel here, and ask
Carnelia, Ries68, enlightme, making, or Bristol_Paul66 to seal the lid shut after you.