Hi mate..have you got a fairy light I can borrow.. I lost me eggs
JJ.
Everything comes to those who wait.
Try trowing your shopping trolleys in my river now, come on i dare ya!
Stop complaining mate, its the only costume they had left in the shop and at least we no longer get mistaken for peking ducks
Hey Daffy, check this ssssstuff out! They drew couple cones on our heads, called us unicorns AND posted it online. What an insult. I'm gonna sue their tail feathers and stop them ever making this kinda quack ever again!
what's up duck?
Great disguise -It's duck hunting season!
Sorry.But thats part of the joke.It allows the reader, or author, to interpolate as stated in "Freedom of expression Act" circus 1984 promulgated by HRH The Archduchess of Myravia.
In Sect. 42 of the act subsection 24, item C50074, para 200,000, line 2 it states:
"Atemis,The Write Royal Scribe of Myravia,is hereby,forthwith and in no uncurtain (or indeed, any other fabricated form of window dressing) terms, is given
royal permission to self-filter alone or in any public place of his choosing.
The said Act has been ratified and included in "The General Charter of The European Union" and therefore permits him to self-filter en masse, unabated
throughout the EU.
By Ordure
HRH AD Myravie 1/4/16
Duck 1 : "Why do you, stupid humans, say we look like unicorns ?! We are having a party and wear party-hats !"
Duck 2 : "Indeed. We can't wear Duck tape at a party, can we ?"