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  1. #21
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    Dear Hardened general,

    You're performance last night was bringing doom and gloom to my kingdom.
    To send in my soldiers to a certain death was something even the most unworthy untrained recruit wouldn't do.
    It's a shame that my carpenter can't make guillotines. It would have been my utter pleasure.

    So without further adieu I'll give you the big promotion to explorer of the mountains of doom.
    Will the scum of the mountains feed on you're soul.

    Go and explore before the days of the guillotine.

    may the devil haunt you,
    sincerely,

    you're warm-hearted king.

  2. #22
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    Mr Baba

    Thank you for your query re the attack on your online bank account by one Mr Kasim. Please be informed that the use of the password 'Open sesamè' is seen as a poor choice as you have published this in your many tales world-wide. Fortunately Mr Kasim has been dealt with by a group of thieves, two score in number. May we suggest that changing your online password may be advisable.

    Yours sincerly

    lordloocan
    General Manager
    The Bank of Settlers Online

  3. #23
    Ruler of the Land Thejollyone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by lordloocan View Post
    Mr Baba

    Thank you for your query re the attack on your online bank account by one Mr Kasim. Please be informed that the use of the password 'Open sesamè' is seen as a poor choice as you have published this in your many tales world-wide. Fortunately Mr Kasim has been dealt with by a group of thieves, two score in number. May we suggest that changing your online password may be advisable.

    Yours sincerly

    lordloocan
    General Manager
    The Bank of Settlers Online
    LMAO love it

  4. #24
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    Dear Bluebyte

    What TSO means to me – good friends, friendly moderators, tiresome arguments, enlightening chats, grateful acceptance of gifts, challenging events, improving island, ferocious bandits, ooops lack of concentration - attack failed. Hammer man, lag, occasional unexplained happenings, but overall over four years of enjoyment.

    Looking forward to new challenges.

    Happy player.
    Last edited by megg; 03.09.16 at 03:58.

  5. #25
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    Ode to a VLT (with a passing nod to Will S)

    Sonnet 18 (tso)


    Dear VLT,
    Shall I compare thee to a CLT?
    Thou art more lovely and less troops loss
    Rough winds do shake the e-barrack atm
    And I dont care for Ali's tent at all.

    Sometime that Unicorn escapes me
    And often is his horn caught in the net
    And this nice Boar could surely be my friend
    If these pesky foxes just get blown away.

    But Thy rewards and xp shall never fade
    Nor shall I lose possession of thy granite
    Nor shall these gens be sac-d in vain
    When at last I reach the Royal Residence.

    So long as troops can build
    or bread-men cook,
    So long lives VLT,
    and this gives beans to me!
    Last edited by maryam1; 03.09.16 at 11:22. Reason: change title

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    This Is i Support Pirate's Speaking

    Dear Eliot Pumpkin

    The time again is coming for you to visit us we are pre-pairing a great celebration for your arrival King Shari and Noble Ludwig gave us quiet loot of gold and resources this year since we helped to find Scheherazade and after the hot summer we got great wine and brew we will be awaiting your arrival kind Eliot . Let's hope this year we won't get attacked by those nasty golems .

    Best Wishe's
    Kind Regards We Who Support All The Pirate's



    ps: sorry for bad english

  7. #27
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    To the Might Roaring Bull,

    I have heard of your might and your new found clan.
    I think you have presumeed to much in your new power.
    However if you wish to come forward under Truce to my house we can
    try to avoid war.
    Or you can meet my rug.
    Wilheim2013

  8. #28
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    My Lord, Dracul.
    My greatest general.

    I thank thee for the blessed times we have adventured together.
    Soon I must hire the Master of Martial Arts. He will take your place.

    I want you to know that you have been a valued companion and there will still be a position for you.
    You will be relocated to various adventures started by friends. This will actually be a better position than your current.
    You must be tired of all the stealing from the rich. Now you will get to see roaring bulls and black knights - and even with time travel to wonderful fairytales.

    I hope you understand my decision and will prepare for your new responsibilities.
    Best regards, Noer.

  9. #29
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    To my fierce Generals
    I ask that, on your daily travels to attack far lands to keep ones ears open.
    Its came to my notice that there is a land far, far, away filled with buried treasures of yesteryear, looted from the royalties upon high seas, the land is so called "island of the pirates".
    Any of your armies or indeed yourselves obtains information as to where such a land can be or indeed exists; a letter would be gratefully awarded
    Yours
    King Salem
    Last edited by Salem_Warrior_1; 04.09.16 at 08:35.

  10. #30
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    Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your army grow?
    With sticks and stone and werewolf bones
    And scarecrows all in a row ....
    And scarecrows all in a row

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