Dear Hardened general,
You're performance last night was bringing doom and gloom to my kingdom.
To send in my soldiers to a certain death was something even the most unworthy untrained recruit wouldn't do.
It's a shame that my carpenter can't make guillotines. It would have been my utter pleasure.
So without further adieu I'll give you the big promotion to explorer of the mountains of doom.
Will the scum of the mountains feed on you're soul.
Go and explore before the days of the guillotine.
may the devil haunt you,
sincerely,
you're warm-hearted king.