Samuel rode with his pet Aardvark towards a large river. Thinking alphabetically, he should have brought his trousers, instead of his yellow underpants.
'Forsooth,' said Samuel, "Look away...now!"
But it decided instead to explain how his observation lead him to enjoying a pet, Aardvark, in Borschtsch. Suddenly the trees uprooted and died.
Meanwhile, thunder Clashed, distant howls screaming "Beware of Alicia, foul nitpicker witch which consumes elderberries and steaks".