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    Ode to the golem

    I am a little golem
    On this island I do sit
    Then people they make water
    And they rinse me down with it

    But I'm a sneaky golem
    I am back the same each day
    Though people are too clever
    And again wash me away

    Now BB were my makers
    They use me each Halloween
    But sometimes they can mess up
    And the people start to scream

    Now I am back and ready
    So get that water made
    I know that you'll all do it
    But I am not afraid

    You wonder why my time's out
    Well the devs are doing a trial
    They now don't use a clock
    But have a new sundial

    The problem is that hotfix
    Took place whilst here was dark
    The bashees flexed their muscles
    And the were's began to bark

    There's lot of time for dowsing
    So get those wells emptied
    Stick at the tasks they give you
    And the achieves can be achieved

    (At least I hope so)

    lordloocan
    Last edited by lordloocan; 18.10.17 at 22:53.

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    Lol nice one

    I ended up with something like this, this morning:

    Oh where, oh where went my golem to.
    Oh where, oh where can he be?
    If I want to get all the goodies I like,
    I have to slay at least three
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    “Let us do something, while we have the chance! It is not every day that we are needed. Not indeed that we personally are needed. Others would meet the case equally well, if not better. To all mankind they were addressed, those cries for help still ringing in our ears! But at this place, at this moment of time, all mankind is us, whether we like it or not. Let us make the most of it, before it is too late! Let us represent worthily for one the foul brood to which a cruel fate consigned us! What do you say? It is true that when with folded arms we weigh the pros and cons we are no less a credit to our species. The tiger bounds to the help of his congeners without the least reflexion, or else he slinks away into the depths of the thickets. But that is not the question. What are we doing here, that is the question. And we are blessed in this, that we happen to know the answer. Yes, in the immense confusion one thing alone is clear. We are waiting for Golem to come -- ”
    ― Samuel Beckett, also Waiting for Golem
    25/11-14 , 23/02-16 .. The end is coming and it will look like this .

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