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    Wink Making a Mockery of the Golems

    Well since my Golem left me,
    He's found a new place to dwell.
    I doused him in purfied water and now,
    He's gone to hell!

    I'm ever so lonely, baby.
    I'm ever so lonely.
    I've been so lonely, since he died.

    That little Golem left me.
    My Greater Golem too.
    All covered with enriched water and now,
    He's turned to goo!

    I'm ever so lonely, baby.
    I'm ever so lonely.
    I've been so lonely, since he died.

    This Ancient Golem's raging.
    All his buddies are gettin' killed.
    I splashed him with holy water and now,
    He's super chilled!

    I'm ever so lonely, baby.
    I'm ever so lonely.
    I've been so lonely, since he died.

    The Supreme Golem's glistening.
    Because I soaked him too.
    My little island is empty and now,
    I feel so blue!

    I'm ever so lonely, baby.
    I'm ever so lonely.
    I've been so lonely, since he died.

    I hope they come back next year.
    'Cos I'm gonna treat 'em well.
    Already got my settlers building,
    Golem Hotel.

    Then I won't be so lonely, baby.
    I won't be so lonely.
    I won't be lonely 'til they die!

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    hahaha

    Very clever, thanks for sharing that.

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    Brilliant
    Posted in global

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    +1 awesome

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    Well done, really enjoyed reading it, thank you for sharing.

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