Once upon a time in Modville the Mods were tucking into bacon sandwiches and bored from staring at computers decided to...head outside to feed the Unicorns. The Unicorns were named after ex-mods that have left the team. Unicorn Loki approached the mod's first, then ran away screaming. Mod_Daz Gave Chase shouting he's a demon he's a devil.And then left the story for good. Mod happy chuckled to himself with Loki gone one Modville Unicorn less. Suddenly, a Second Unicorn Called Dryad who looked like a nymph appeared, chased by a bunch of pixies That had escaped from pixie prison. They Sprinkled Pixie Dust all over Dryad. Her wings began to shimmer and sparkle, she could now fly like the wind. Dryad was relieved it was pixie dust. The last time it was itching powder.Suddenly a third Unicorn appeared called V4lkyrie, he was an evil unicorn, only because someone stepped on his corns. It made him very angry with pain. But the Nice unicorn Lotak relaxed V4lkyrie
Meanwhile, back in Global Chats players were talking about what unicorns ate for dinner and came to the conclusion unicorns have no taste in food. They prefer candy corn growing on rainbows. This was only grown by Giants called Fee Fie Foe and Fumb. This puzzled Mod_Rebus as he always thought giants lived up magic beanstalks, MOD_Rebus didn't know that many years ago, the giants stole them from the Smurfs. Since then, the smurfs built settler island to protect the beanstalks.
The giants have no way to reach Settler Island to steal more magic beanstalks, because of the barrier produced by the all seeing BB_Saqui.
Unfortunately, BB_Saqui hadn't noticed the slight crack forming in the barrier due to Mod_Brujah174 playing ice hockey against the barrier