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    3 unwritten rules of life...
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    Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

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    England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.

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    I think that nearly all modern humour is self-deprecating. Sadly, I'm no good at it.

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    I used to think that orthopaedic shoes were a waste of money but I stand corrected.

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    I would like to stage a Hide and Seek Championship...it's not easy.....good players are hard to find.

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    My grandparents were called Pearl & Dean but we just called them Grandma and Grand Papapapapapapapa

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    I got some used batteries. Free of charge.

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    They should make another "Taken" film where Liam Neeeson's character is underappreciated trying to keep his family safe...

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    Stolen from the interwebs, but tell me of a good joke that isn't

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    From Main chat in Newfoundland, imo a good one

    [11:53] [CGT] Lipwig: My mother in law was attacked by a lion - Wife said to me are you going to help - I said no - If the Lions stupid enough to get itself into that mess....

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