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    UK Server + USA Server Dad Jokes

    Myself and V4lkyrie have been chatting, We both started a story over here a while back for fun, We are wondering do any of you play there too?

    The Servers there are putting Dad Jokes in Global Chats.... We was wondering who has the best jokes going???

    Please remember To:
    Keep it Pegi 7
    Keep it Relevant

    Any Attempts to break the rules will be dealt with Accordingly

    Best Dad Jokes please!!!

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    Did you hear the story about the haunted lift?

    It really raised my spirits

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    Three guys are out for a walk, one is a bachelor, one is a husband and one is a dad, when they come across a magical children's slide in the park. A genie appears and tells them that he will grant them all one wish. Whatever they wish for as they slide down will be granted.
    The bachelor goes first, 'Gold!' and he slides down and lands in a pile of gold
    the husband goes next, 'diamonds!' and he slides down and lands in a pile of diamonds
    the dad goes next, 'weeee!'
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    Hamish walks in to a baker's, points, and says: "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?" Baker says: "No, you're right enough, it's a doughnut."
    (you have to use a Glasgow accent)

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    What is Dead and Goes up and down???

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