Samuel rode with his pet Aardvark towards a large river. Thinking alphabetically, he should have brought his trousers, instead of his yellow underpants.
'Forsooth,' said Samuel, "Look away...now!"
But it decided instead to explain how his observation lead him to enjoying a pet, Aardvark, in Borschtsch. Suddenly the trees uprooted and died.
Meanwhile, thunder Clashed, distant howls screaming "Beware of Alicia, foul nitpicker witch which consumes elderberries and steaks".
Bravely, Samuel took his sword, Durandal, and without pants set boldly onwards.
Riding into battle, like Evel, Freeda and Lancelot, alongside Prince, singing drunken epics. Before they drew their curtains wide they checked that everything disjunct had been just sharpened correctly. Pointiness weapons readied.
The end was close, so Freeda shouts: "Friends, behave!", but Evel defiantly unbuttoned the Aardvark's