The perils of online translation

[Nogbad]

Hi folks,
in a slightly bored moment, I ran the German Settlers homepage through Google Translate.
This is the genuine translation it came up with, with recurring themes of occult and innuendo!
Perhaps we should hire some mediums as well?


Love settlers and settlers!
As we can gather your feedback in the forum and the error range is still a lot of players have performance problems. The server says "Server Busy" appeared more significant in the last few weeks.
The background :
The game version, which brought new tutorial with it, also a lot has changed in the technical area. With the start of the Christmas events (and the end of the world events) our server came because of the variety of adventures open to its performance limits.
The solution :
In the coming weeks, all game worlds are equipped with additional servers. We determine the order based on the load present on the worlds. The usually busy world gets so first gain. In addition, the medium worked on the back end of the game to improve performance even further.

[Iolanthe]

At times the perils are perilous indeed.

"A lumberjack of you is suddenly collapsed at work in the soil and thus has discovered a cave filled up with coal. Now he offers you these coal against a small finder's fee and a little money to buy pain. "Ouch!""

Das Kaufmann's 1x1 Kohle via Google Trans